Recently Chuck Norris has come out and endorsed Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.

I’m just gonna say outright that this just doesn’t seem fair. Its almost as if God came out and endorsed Rudy Giuliani (which would never happen btw)!!! Who can go to the polling booth and vote for somebody else with the fear of Chuck Norris right behind them waiting to punch them in the face?

Isn’t it a fact that nobody actually has any power, they’re just given permission to rule by Chuck Norris? I though Oprah’s endorsement would be the largest, but now it seems like the 2008 elections are just about sown up…